Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Sheboygan reports on their bizarre news...

Even the Sheboygan Press realizes most of their reporting was strange. I missed a couple highlights this year, check out the latest story at the Sheboygan Press for exciting news, including...

7. Teen kinks grandma's oxygen hose to avoid going to school

9. Man steals child's ashes during argument

10. Man smokes marijuana to celebrate end of probation

check out the rest here...
http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20101228/SHE0101/12280384/Only-in-Sheboygan-Here-are-the-strange-and-the-wacky-stories

Only in Sheboygan: Here are the strange and the wacky stories

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault

Check out the video on this story!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO2koX4Qj5M

DECEMBER 7--What kind of a woman bites off her 79-year-old husband’s tongue and then poses for a mug shot flashing her pearly whites?

Meet Karen Lueders.

The 57-year-old Wisconsin woman was arrested Monday evening on a felony mayhem-domestic violence count after she allegedly bit off half of her husband Willard’s tongue while kissing him, according to investigators.

Willard Lueders was transported to a hospital about 50 miles from the couple’s Sheboygan home, so doctors could attempt to re-attach the tongue.

It is unclear why Karen, pictured in the above mug shot, bit off Willard’s tongue. Though Willard--in written responses to police questions--said that his wife was a in "manic state" when he was attacked, and had been "talking very fast and talking about spiritual things" over the past few days.

Willard said that he had gotten up at around 11:15 PM to go to the bathroom, where his wife was sitting on the toilet. “He advised that he kissed her while she was sitting on the toilet and that she had gone into a manic state, biting off his tongue,” according to a criminal complaint filed today. Willard added that his wife had also grabbed his penis.

Responding to a 911 call from Willard, police found Karen outside their home, where she was singing Christmas carols with a New Year's horn in her hand.

According to a page on the Faith Alliance Church web site, Karen Lueders is a “full-time Activity Director for the elderly” who shares “a music ministry named ‘His Harmony’” with her husband. Lueders, the church notes, “teaches good thoughts in Christ are mandatory for a life of love and service.”

In April, Lueders, who has two grown daughters and five grandchildren, spoke at a women’s church seminar entitled “Misfeeding Our Appetites.” Lueders lectured attendees on how to “Gain understanding into what you are really hungry for, ‘retrain your brain,’ and seek out what will really fill you up. Live the life God intends for you to live!”


More on this story: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20025063-504083.html

Monday, December 6, 2010

Wisconsin pilot detained in Dominican Republic

A Wisconsin pilot has been detained in the Dominican Republic after authorities found over 300 pounds of cocaine hidden in the plane, operated by Milwaukee-based Air Cargo Carriers.

The pilot is 31-year-old Kevin Kuranz, of Sheboygan. His father, Joe Kuranz, of Sheboygan, says his son called Thursday night to say he was OK. He says his son told him he had no idea how the drugs got onto the plane, which took off from San Juan, Puerto Rico. He says the pilots don't load the planes.

Dominican authorities have also detained 18 military and government officials in the case.

Joe Kuranz said Saturday his son has not been jailed but he and his co-pilot aren't allowed to leave the country.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Shoot or get off the pot!

From my favorite source of Sheboygan News:
http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20101129/SHE0101/101129117/Man-25-arrested-after-allegedly-firing-gun-while-on-the-toilet

Man, 25, arrested after allegedly firing gun while on the toilet

Sheboygan Press staff • November 29, 2010

A 25-year-old Sheboygan man was charged Monday after allegedly firing a handgun into the floor of his upstairs apartment unit while seated on his toilet, sending a bullet into an occupied downstairs apartment.

Dustin J. Sippel, of 1914B Calumet Drive, was charged with one felony count of first-degree reckless endangerment and misdemeanor counts of possession of a firearm while intoxicated, possession of drug paraphernalia and carrying a concealed weapon. If convicted, he faces up to nine years in prison.

According to a criminal complaint, Sippel told Sheboygan police that he’d been sitting on the toilet late Saturday night “playing with his gun,” and “racking rounds into the chamber,” when it accidentally fired into the floor. When confronted by his downstairs neighbor, Sippel said he’d been drilling a hole in the floor.

Sippel’s neighbor then called the police and officers surrounded the home and evacuated the downstairs residents before entering the upper apartment, which Sippel had fled. A search later revealed drug paraphernalia, a shotgun and ammunition.

Police later located Sippel — who was still armed — walking on Sibley Court, where he admitted to firing the gun in his bathroom. Sippel also told police he’d drunk about four beers and smoked marijuana prior to the incident.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Sheboygan woman allegedly passed out drunk in McDonald's drive-thru

Another special one from Sheboygan. Thanks to the Sheboygan Press and my Dad pointing this one out...

Sheboygan woman allegedly passed out drunk in McDonald's drive-thru

A 27-year-old Sheboygan woman passed out drunk in her car while trying to place an order in a McDonald’s drive-thru earlier this month, according to court documents filed today.

Police officers summoned by employees found Stacy L. Erickson slumped over and snoring inside her 1991 Ford Escort, according to a criminal complaint. The incident occurred about 3:40 a.m. July 30 at the McDonald’s at 2425 S. Business Drive.

Officers’ initial attempts to rouse Erickson were unsuccessful, but she woke up after they turned off the car and tried again.

Erickson had to grab the car to steady herself as she got out, and she failed field sobriety tests. She registered a blood-alcohol level of 0.15 at the scene and 0.09 later at the Sheboygan Police Department.

Erickson, of 2223 Terrace View Drive, Apt. 2A, is charged with misdemeanor third-offense drunken driving and faces up to a year in jail, if convicted. She is scheduled to make an initial court appearance Aug. 30.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Drunk and Naked

What happens in Shevegas, stays in Shevegas... I'll bet this guy is wishing that was the case:

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20100817/SHE0101/100817019/1973/SHE04/Drunk-man-found-naked-in-Sheboygan-park

Sheboygan woman, 79, kills snake with ice chopper

Another hot item from Sheboygan!


Sheboygan woman, 79, kills snake with ice chopper

(AP)

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — A 79-year-old Sheboygan woman who couldn't find any help when a rattlesnake showed up on her patio said it was no big deal taking matters into her own hands. Margaret Street said she used an ice chopper to kill the snake with three cuts behind the head.

She made some calls hoping to find someone who could help her. She said when that failed she killed the snake because she was afraid it could hurt someone at a nearby elementary school.

Dale Katsma, with the state Department of Natural Resources, said the massasauga rattlesnake is endangered in Wisconsin, but photos suggest this was a prairie rattlesnake, which isn't endangered or native to the area.

He told The Sheboygan Press the snake may have been aboard a train bringing materials to a local salvage yard.

Information from: The Sheboygan Press, http://www.sheboygan-press.com

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Two men uninjured after sailboat capsizes

This one may not be bizarre, but I like that is made the news and its about my cousin.
http://www.sheboyganpress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=20107040363

Two men uninjured after sailboat capsizes

Sheboygan Press staff

Two boaters were uninjured late Friday night after their sailboat capsized in Lake Michigan east of the Town of Wilson and they swam to shore, the Sheboygan County Sheriff's Department reported.

According to Sgt. Jason Liermann:

The incident occurred about 9:10 p.m., when the sheriff's department received a 911 call about the capsized sailboat in the lake, directly east of North Evergreen Drive.

The Coast Guard was dispatched from Station Sheboygan, along with the Sheboygan County Sheriff's Department Water Safety Patrol.

The owner of the 17-foot Hobie Cat sailboat, a 28-year-old Sheboygan man, and the passenger, a 29-year-old Wauwatosa man, were both wearing wet suits and personal floatation devices, and were able to swim to shore, while pulling in their boat.

Neither man was injured and there was no significant damage to the boat.

Assisting at the scene was the Town of Wilson constable.